- soy

Soy free bread sucks. It sucks hardcore. I found loaf of soy free bread at Whole Foods and it blows. It's full of seeds. I feel like a fucking bird when I eat it. The bread crunches.... not like, "hey this bread has been toasted crunchy".. no, cause that could be good.. Its more like crunch, "oh god what is that? Did i just chip a tooth? Was there dirt in my bread?" type of crunch. gross. I need a bread machine. Any advise?